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В днешното издание на рубриката, посветена на синдрома "Arteta Out", ще си припомним ключовите трансфери за отбора от постъпването на Микел Артета в отбора досега, които се превърнаха в основата за стабилността и доброто представяне на Арсенал в момента. Приятно четене! Трансферите в отбора на Арсенал изглеждат внимателно премерени и остават впечатление, че се подбират футболисти с профил за позиции и манталитет, от които Артета е преценил, че има нужда. Освен, че се търсят поливалентни играчи, които с лекота могат да съвместяват няколко позиции, се цели укрепването на точно определени зони. Още през първия летен трансферен прозорец на 2020 г. Арсенал правят може би най-успешния си трансфер към днешна дата, като привличат възпятия от феновете „King of Brazil“ или младия бразилски централен защитник от френския Лил, Габриел Магаляеш. Излишно е да споменаваме каква роля има той днес в клуба, а интересен факт е, че отбелязва гол още в дебюта си в първия мач от новия сезон срещу Фулъм. През този трансферен прозорец беше привлечен и доказан стълб в халфовата линия, а именно Томас Партей от Атлетико Мадрид. За жалост честите му контузии го вадеха за дълги периоди от игра, с което не успя да помогне много в подобряването на представянето на отбора. Поредното бижу, което артилеристите успяват да привлекат е креативния полузащитник Мартин Йодегор, който е привлечен под наем от Реал Мадрид през зимния трансферен прозорец и след като се вписва перфектно в състава на Арсенал, се присъединява за постоянно през лятото на 2021 г. за скандалните 35 млн. евро. Предвид какво се случи с норвежеца в Арсенал, който дирижира играта на отбора и по-късно е избран и за капитан, сумата за неговото привличане си е равносилна на кражба. През този втори за водения от Артета отбор летен трансферен прозорец продължи подсилването на защитната зона с успешни трансфери като на Бен Уайт от Брайтън, Аарън Рамсдейл от Шефил Юнайтед и никому неизвестния японец Такехиро Томиасу от Болоня. Разбира се, последните два трансфера предизвикват вълна от недоволство, като Рамсдейл дори получава лични заплахи, тъй като му се носи слава, че в който отбор отиде, той изпада. Всичко това бързо утихва със солидното представяне и на двамата на терена, а историята на вратаря е толкова трогателна, че бързо печели симпатиите на много от привържениците с това как цялото му семейство са фенове на Арсенал. Photos by afcnewsroom.com През лятото на 2022 г. „артилеристите“ привличат превърналите се в ненужни в Манчестър Сити Габриел Жезус и Олександър Зинченко, които успяват да дадат нужното на отбора до такава степен, че едва не спечелват титлата, а в лагера на „гражданите“ вече забраняват да се извършват трансфери на играчи в конкурентни отбори. Все пак Артета вече е работил с тях в Манчестър Сити и добре знае как да използва техните качества (като си помисля, че си представях същото и за Стърлинг, но това е една друга тема, която не заслужава особено внимание). След силния старт на сезона, Арсенал имаха необходимост от подсилване, за да продължат доброто си представяне. Така в отбора през януарския трансферен прозорец на 2023 г. се присъединява Леандро Тросар, след дълга трансферна сага с Михайло Мудрик, който в последния момент е трансфериран в отбора на Челси срещу крупна сума. И тук е момента да отбележим, че както казват мъдрите хора: „Явно така е трябвало да стане!“, защото Тросар и до ден днешен вкарва решаващи голове за Арсенал, а някой помни ли какво се случи с Мудрик? Други два трансфера през зимата, които се превърнаха в успешни, са на Якуб Кивиор от италианския клуб Специя и……Жоржиньо от Челси, разбира се. Това отново беше посрещнато от феновете с: „Какво по дяволите!“, но с опита си Жоржиньо успяваше да внесе нужното спокойствие, когато влизаше в игра. По важното е, че лично за мен италианецът с бразилски корени от изключително неприятен, се превърна в дори симпатичен, особено след онзи гол в добавеното време на „Вила Парк“. С престоя си в Арсенал вярвам, че и на други хора е повлиял така повратно за настроението им към него. За Якуб Кивиор е ясно, че никой не очакваше нищо от него, при положение, че е взет за резерва, но когато се налагаше да влиза в игра от пейката, имаше много колебливи изяви. Много хора (сред които признавам включително и аз) бяха на мнение, че това момче не е дорасло за отбора, докато не се наложи да замени контузения Габриел Магаляеш в решителни мачове от заключителната фаза на сезон 2024/2025, както и в четвъртфинални и полуфинални двубои от Шампионската лига, в които се представи безупречно. Трансферният прозорец през лятото на 2023 г. остава впечатление, че амбициите на отбора стават все по-големи, каквото търсят да бъде и представянето им на терена. Естествено дежурният трансфер от Челси отново хвърли в недоумение привържениците на Арсенал и доведе до поредната вълна от недоволство, след като бяха дадени 75 млн. евро за Кай Хаверц, който не се слави с велики футболни умения. Все пак след това последва привличането на двама от най-стабилните изпълнители на терена в лицето на Юриен Тимбър и рекордната дълго желана покупка на Деклан Райс, която до момента оправдава всеки един цент, даден за него. Този трансфер беше жизнено необходим на отбора, особено след напускането на Гранит Джака в посока Байер Леверкузен. Странно за мнозина беше привличането под наем на Давид Рая от Брентфорд, при положение, че Аарън Рамсдейл не само се наложи на вратарския пост, но и спечели симпатиите на феновете. Това действие за пореден път доказа правилния ход на Артета, който искаше да стабилизира играта в наказателното поле, като вярваше, че Рая ще внесе нужното спокойствие и увереност това да се случи. Следващото лято на 2024 г. се превърна в по-скоро разочароващо на трансферния пазар, най-вече защото все повече се говореше и си личеше нуждата на Арсенал от нов нападател. Вместо това в отбора бяха привлечени Рикардо Калафиори и Микел Мерино, които са защитник и халф, въпреки че шеговито бих добавил как Мерино по-късно разкри своя потенциал на нападател. Не, че тези футболисти не са необходими на отбора, но всички очакваха привличането на атакуващ футболист, още повече, че с отбора се разделиха Емил Смит Роу и Еди Нкетия, което сякаш даваше заявка за привличането на нов изпълнител за офанзивния вал на отбора. В крайна сметка трансферният прозорец приключи без привличането на нападател, а в последния момент като компромисен вариант беше прибегнато до привличането на никому ненужния вече Рахим Стърлинг от…..познайте откъде? От Челси, разбира се! В сезон 2024/2025, когато всички очаквания бяха Арсенал да са основен претендент за титлата, отборът разполагаше с един единствен чист нападател, страдащ от постоянни контузии в лицето на Габриел Жезус и Кай Хаверц, който изпълняваше тази функция някак принудително, при положение, че се тиражираше мнението как той не е привлечен в Арсенал за върха на атаката. След неговата контузия и последвалата такава на Габриел Мартинели, през зимния трансферен прозорец всички отново очакваха, че „артилеристите“ вече ще имат така бленувания нов нападател. В този период в Арсенал бяха останали без спортен директор, след раздялата с Еду и очакваният трансфер така и не се случи, което оправдано отново засили разочарованието сред феновете. Образно казано ножът вече толкова беше опрял до кокала и напрежението до такава степен се усещаше във въздуха, че очакванията за силно трансферно лято бяха неизбежни. Така първо дойде новината за назначаването на новия спортен директор Андреа Берта и рекордното до момента за клуба трансферно лято на 2025 г. с привличането на общо осем нови футболисти в отбора. Photos by GiveMeSport Напрежение не липсваше, защото очакваното привличане на необходимия нападател така и не се случваше, трансферният прозорец вече се беше преполовил, а междувременно бяха привлечени Кепа Аризабалага, Мартин Зубименди и Кристиан Ньоргорд, като освен също дългоочаквания Зубименди, останалите по-скоро бяха варианти за добиване на широчина в състава. Чашата на търпение сред феновете вече преля, когато слуховете за привличането на Нони Мадуеке се превърнаха в реалност. Трансфер някак появил се съвсем неочаквано отникъде, изглеждащ напълно ненужен и то срещу 55 милиона евро, не от кого да е, а отново от Челси. Едва ли някой беше очаквал такава бурна реакция, но на следващата сутрин районът около стадиона на Арсенал осъмна с надписи „Arteta Out” върху стените с рисунки на настоящите футболисти, дори беше организирана подписка срещу реализирането на този трансфер. Все пак дългоочакваното привличане на нападател се случи след достойната за сапунен сериал драма в преговорите със Спортинг Лисабон за реализатор номер едно в Европа за миналия сезон Виктор Гьокереш. Едно момче, натоварено с много очаквания, все пак беше категоричен в избора си на отбор до последно, може би благодарение на което този трансфер се превърна в реалност. Преди него Арсенал привлече още едно подкрепление в защитата на отбора в лицето на младия испанец от Валенсия Кристиан Москера. Може би най-сладкият трансфер се случи в заключителната седмица на трансферния прозорец, когато съвсем неочаквано беше обявен Еберечи Езе, току под носа на съседите от Тотнъм, които вече подготвяха документите за неговото привличане. За мнозина беше разочароващо бездействието на Арсенал към трансфер на Езе и изглеждаше сякаш от клуба вече се бяха отказали от него, докато всички знаеха фенската принадлежност на футболиста от Кристъл Палас и не можеха да си представят как ще отиде в местния съперник Тотнъм. Photos by Arsenal Fanatics News За добри трансфери могат да се определят и подписването на нови договори на ключови футболисти като Габриел Магаляеш, Уилям Салиба и младите таланти Итън Нуанери и Майлс Луис Скели. След като вече всички си мислеха, че това е всичко, че и предостатъчно, дойде привличането под наем на еквадорския бранител Пиеро Инкапие от Байер Леверкузен. Сега остава само да им пожелаем да са здрави, без сериозни контузии и да се впишат подобаващо в отбора. В следващата част на рубриката, ще си припомним кои футболисти и как напуснаха клуба след идването на Артета и няма да го пожалим, като напомним и за неуспешните трансфери през този период. А сега ни остава да очакваме следващото предизвикателство на "Стамфорд Бридж", което или ще изстреля Арсенал още по-високо или ще намали разликата с опонентите им. Ние, разбира се, се надяваме на първото! COYG и до скоро!

Time for a big tweak in the rules Readers are probably sick of me writing about the rules violations that get ignored all the time in football, the constant petty fouls at corners, pulling and dragging, blocking players from moving, timewasting, even hitting players when the ball has gone, giving players verbal abuse, and yes, kicking the ball away. This is generally called shithousery. Lots of fans love shithousery Shithousery is praised by the fans and Ben White is the Arsenal hero of this. But not to me. Ian Wright was famous for insulting players all the time, hoping to get them angry and make mistakes. So much so that when BBC fans voted the 10 worst shithousers ever, they didn’t include Ian Wright and Gary Lineker put him in as number 11 because Alan Shearer, his co-panellist agreed that their friend was a serious shithouser. The final order was decided by Alan Shearer, Micah Richards and Lineker, and despite not being in the original list, Wright finished fifth. But truly, it is nothing to be proud of. Is football really a sport? Football is a sport. To be the best at a sport, you must follow all the rules and come out on top. They have specific rules to be adhered to and if you don’t, you are cheating. If you cheat you are not the winner. But football has long since left that world behind. Now, it is simply what you can get away with. Only one guy gets punished? The controversial moment on Saturday against Brighton was when Declan Rice and Joel Veltman tussled near the corner flag. I found it difficult to say who was fouling who as they were both pulling and dragging (which is against the rules). It seems the referee Kavanagh decided that Rice was the offender. So he walked away and Veltman kicked the ball after him. Rice saw the ball and tapped it out of his way. Then Veltman kicked him leading the Arsenal fans to believe that he would get a red card for violent affray. Instead Rice got the yellow card which, coupled with his previous one for a low foul earlier, meant he got a red. Veltman, bizarrely didn’t even get a talking to for lashing out at a player, a clear red card by itself. Inconsistency is not the only problem And so we all saw it several times but unless Rice actually admitted that he was trying to delay a restart by tapping the ball then we don’t know his intent. Now, intent shouldn’t matter, if you break the rules you get punished. However this particular rule is most often ignored by refs and was several times in the same match. Pedro very intently had done it earlier and when Arteta protested he got spoken to. Pedro got nothing. Kavanagh could argue that as Arteta was calling for action on that offence, he was being inconsistent in calling for it also to be ignored when his own guy had done it. The only difference between the two was intent, Pedro deliberately did his and Rice maybe didn’t do it deliberately. Pedro can do what he likes? I agree that if there is a rule then all players should abide by it. This is one of the easiest offences to spot, whether deliberate or not. A referee has no excuse for ignoring it and, in my opinion, even if the ref doesn’t see it, any official or VAR who do, are entitled to tell the ref and the player gets booked. Players would stop kicking the ball away and the opposition could have a chance of an exciting quick breakaway. Can anything be done? It is hard , however, to truly justify a yellow card for such an offence as to me kicking a player, pulling and dragging, knocking players to the ground and so on are worse. However, if there is no punishment, then the ref can do nothing as he has given a foul and the opposition have kicked the ball away. Perhaps it is time for a tweak to the rule. How about giving a player a pre yellow card for this offence only? By this I mean that he gets away with it once except for the pre yellow. This pre yellow card stays effective until the player kicks the ball away again even if it is two or three seasons later and the player is with a different club. I certainly would have no objection to this as long as every time someone kicks the ball away it is recorded, punished, and everyone knows about it. Fabian Hurzeler says his players did nothing wrong. Really? My point about only complaining when the opposition does it is another bone of contention. If it is wrong then it is wrong and it is cheating. It doesn’t matter who does it. Arteta, nor anyone else, has no entitlement to complain about a decision if they are going to complain when the decision they asked for is given against them. As I have said this decision is an easy one to spot and the officials and cameras will certainly spot it. The referee should be forced to give the yellow card even if, like Chris Kavanagh, he has decided to ignore it like he did Pedro, or, in another scenario, didn’t see it. Accidents get punished in most sports Cameras, as the last resort in this instance, will not get it wrong. Hawkeye technology gets goal line decisions right and we all accept it. Refs opinions have nothing to do with it. Let’s use it in this instance as well. Kicking the ball away would become a thing of the past as have disputes over balls going over the line. A foul is a foul in snooker even if there was no intent Now, you may say that Declan Rice was not aware of whether he was stopping play but rather tipping away a ball that has come into his path. Only he knows that. In many sports accidents are still punished, if you touch a ball in golf or snooker you get punished even if totally accidental. It probably isn’t fully fair but that is the rule. I think fans could live with that if that is the rule and it is applied all the time. No-one admits to anything The problem with modern day football is that no-one admits anything. Veltman did not admit to deliberately kicking Declan Rice and Fabian Hürzeler, the Brighton manager also did not admit to his players doing anything wrong including Pedro. They were both blatantly lying in common with virtually all modern football personnel. Liar, liar, pants on fire It is time for the culture to change. Players must be obliged to call foul on themselves, whether it is handball, a physical foul or kicking the ball away. Not doing so, when the cameras clearly show what happened, should mean a much more severe punishment for not upholding the rules of the game. It is sport, which implies sporting behaviour, and everything else is cheating and cheaters should not be allowed to win, as is the case at present. A harsh punishment for not being sporting, and to tell the truth is necessary. We are constantly watching players and managers lie, and we know they are lying, they know they are lying, and so does the questioner. But more crucially, the authorities know they are lying and do nothing. Can we put the good of the sport first? A good start is to stop claiming fouls unless you are also going to claim them for the opposition. As I understand it, it already is an offence to call for a card or a foul, but only sometimes is it punished. Punish it everytime and in tandem punish anyone not admitting to a breach. The culture of the game would change dramatically, fans would no longer get so many bad decisions and crucially, referees would have an easier time as long as they are consistent. Taking the referee out of the decision-making worked great with goal-line technology Will it happen? Will everyone start putting the good of the game first, put sporting behavior first? Will it heck as like!

Do we have two teams and do we now have strength in depth like Manchester City or not? Team who started against Wolves David Raya O. Zinchenko Gabriel Magalhães W. Saliba B. White D. Rice T. Partey M. Ødegaard (c), Gabriel Martinelli K. Havertz Bukayo Saka The alternatives A. Ramsdale K.Tierney R. Calafiori J. Timber T. Tomiyasu J. Kiwior Jorginho M. Merino F. Vieira E. Nwaneri L. Trossard E. Nketiah R. Nelson Gabriel Jesus Raya Raya has cemented his place Above I have listed the team chosen against Wolves as a possible first team, although with obvious question marks over some positions. I will go through these against the best of the rest. Raya is Arteta’s man and I feel most fans are happy with that. But Ramsdale (if he stays)is a good substitute and I do not believe, with a good run in the side, that we would be weakened if he was playing. Strong at goalkeeping. White, Saliba, Gabriel, Zinchenko Calafiori has to come in? The defence is where there is now serious competition. Calafiori was surely not bought to be on the bench so that means Zinchenko to swap places? Can he take Gabriel’s place instead? I feel that the Saliba/Gabriel partnership is written in stone now so it would take an injury for it to be shaken up. White, Calafiori, Timber, Kiwior and Tomiyasu can all play central and full back so that leaves Zinchenko and Tierney as full back options. 9 for 4 positions seem to be strong and only Tierney has big question marks over whether he can complete a season. I suspect that Timber and Calafiori are the biggest contenders for a first choice position but Ben White’s understanding with Saka makes him hard to shift. Calafiori to replace Zinchenko then is my belief. Strong at defence. Partey, Rice and Odegaard next. Declan Rice will be hard to replace Rice and Odegaard are nailed on but Partey’s position seems open. Merino, if he comes, surely will take that spot. Jorginho always does well and would be first choice at most teams. Nwaneri seems to have pushed himself into the first team squad at 17 but he would need Rice to go back as he is an attacking midfielder. I suspect he is there for a reason and may well be the first academy player in a while to nail down a place. Still very young, though. Fabio Vieira and Zinchenko could do a job but neither are as good as the first choice. Havertz also does a good job in midfield. I feel we have reasonable strength in midfield but Rice and Odegaard are better than the rest and either or both getting injured could derail our title chances. Midfield not quite so strong in depth. Martinellli, Havertz, Saka Kai Havertz - is he the striker that we have needed? Attack is the area where we have the most concerns. Havertz up top seems to be working despite the 60 million being down the drain :). Jesus probably is not quite superstar level. Saka and Martinelli (if he has rediscovered his mojo) are possibly the 2 best wingers in world football. Trossard is an excellent backup. Nelson also puts in a reliable shift when called upon but that seems rare nowadays. For Nketiah it is the same. Attack seems vulnerable to something going wrong. Six are certain I think we can say that we have 6 players written down from the start: Raya, Saliba, Gabriel, Rice, Odegaard and Saka. Calafiori and Timber may well prove to be the equal of Saliba/ Gabriel. But Rice, Odegaard and Saka do not have alternatives in my opinion. Three subs were used against Wolves, Timber for Zinchenko who was struggling a bit, Trossard for Saka who had got a yellow card, and Jesus for Rice who wasn’t as good as normal. The final two came on late when we were 2-0 up. Arteta doesn’t seem to like subs whereas Guardiola often uses all five. I feel that is a weakness, that Arteta doesn’t really trust certain players. Players come on after 80 minutes which makes it very difficult to have an impact. Jurrien Timber looks like a player you cannot leave out We were lucky with injuries last season. The previous year we were unlucky. I reckon that what is above raises question marks about our depth if something goes wrong. A top notch striker, winger and midfielder would be useful. But they would have to get game time. The fringe players last year got very little. For example, Reiss Nelson had 14 sub appearances in the league but I doubt if he got 90 minutes in total. Nketiah similar. Emile Smith Rowe also. Without game time players cannot improve and feel comfortable in the team. More players need starts and games I have listed 25 players and obviously some of the academy guys from pre-season are trying to push for a spot but I reckon no more than 15 players will get regular starts. Last year only 15 got 10 or more. If Arteta continues with late or little subbing then how will the fringe players get match-wise? You may hardly get the ball in a few minutes. Saka is irreplaceable I feel I firmly believe that we can only have a strong squad by rotation, by longer subbing, and by players feeling trusted. We will get punished this season if Arteta follows the same pattern as last year. Unless we get lucky with injuries again and the 6 critical players listed above start almost every game. My conclusion is that our strength in depth is open to question. We certainly do not have a like-for-like reserve in many positions. We will also probably have many players with limited game time when we do need a game-changer. I believe that Arteta needs to change his ways. I doubt if he will. We might pay for that.

ASCB - The Best? Of course they are And so, finally, we headed off to Arsenal vs Chelsea, our big day spoiled by Chelsea pretending they could win a trophy without Abramovich by cancelling our match to play in the FA cup. There was never a chance a bunch of Pensioners could win without the magic Roman. And so April 23rd, 2024 was our big day instead, new plane tickets and maybe new hotels for people, but we are ASCB, we don’t give in for anything. Our own programme Some 33 of us were given the chance for a VIP experience to greet the players and even a lucky two got to turn up on the pitch for an interview to blaze a trail for Arsenal Bulgaria. Everyone now knows who we are and what we represent. And we never forget that as we showed and which I will talk about later. The biggest surprise for me though was after we were given our armbands to allow us into the media centre. We got our own programme welcoming us to the Arsenal with our own name on it. That, and the armband will be passed down the generations. We love you Arsenal, we do! One for display We were there, we saw the players, we saw the staff, and we saw Super Mik Arteta and sang and cheered as they all filed past, some stopping for a low five with Gunnersaurus. Was I the only one worried as he entered the glass doors to the inner sanctum? Luckily the giant remembered to duck his head. A Gunnersaurus without a head would not be the same. Of course he mingled and low fived many of us including some young, excited kids from Romania. We show our class Mertesacker and Edu were prominent figures who came in by themselves prompting great excitement . But we were asked to wait for Chelsea as we also greeted the Pensioners as they struggled to make it off their bus. We were asked not to boo them but we have too much class for that anyway so we cheered for the Arsenal again. Honestly they didn’t look very happy filing past. Maybe they knew what was awaiting them? Without their talisman Cole Palmer maybe they felt that they had no chance. They were right. A nice shot from Alex sets me up For me, a trip to the Arsenal is not complete without a visit to my old friend, Alexander Sztranyovszky from Hungary who is Mr Arsenal. He turns up for every game and is a permanent fixture at Peggy’s refreshment stand at the side of the Arsenal Supporters club near the old Highbury. And Alex never fails to disappoint with his own refreshments always on hand, some nice strong shots to warm our hearts. Declan, you are my darling The real excitement came when I took my seat in the Clock End. We were all together, bundled into a top spot just high enough to see everything yet not too high that you need binoculars. It meant there was a big booming section of Bulgarians (and me) ready to give their all for the Arsenal. It was a magical time for me, being part of such a large group. Often I am by myself, this time we all celebrated together. We probably shouldn't have forced Chelsea to play on a sloping pitch And it didn’t take long for us to celebrate. Chelsea looked poor from the off, or was it that we were so good? Trossard was causing mayhem down the left hand side and we had a few chances straightaway but then Declan Rice boomed forward, flicked the ball over to Trossard who tucked it into the corner of the net. We were delirious and only 4 minutes had passed! The pattern continued but somehow we didn’t score. Havertz had a few chances but didn’t put any away. Maybe he didn’t want to score against his old club? We dominated our section of the Clock End as much as Arsenal dominated Chelsea Who was this new striker? Wright or White? I was hoping Chelsea wouldn’t transform in the second half but it was whoop de whoo many times as all sorts of improbabilities happened. We had a new striker called Ian Wright Wright White who whacked in two goals and Kai Havertz, freed of having to score against the away Chelsea fans at our end, suddenly became super striker, firing in two great goals to make it five and it could have been ten. Chelsea were hopeless. They were afraid all game to keep the ball and kept giving it back to us. Fifteen minutes of fame for ASCB The only time I watched Arsenal live slam in more goals, to my memory, was when Alan Ball brought Portsmouth up from the old second division back when I was living in London in the late ‘80’s. We were 5-0 up up half time and Alan Smith kept banging in the goals. We got only one in the second half to make it 6-0. Portsmouth fans left en masse at halftime and the Chelsea fans did the same as the goals flew in second half. We were delirious. Go home you bums And did I say the Bulgarian Arsenal fans had too much class to boo the Chelsea players? It didn’t stop them screaming “Your team are shit” (they sang slightly different words, but this is a family blog) at the departing away fans. No need, people, they know their team are shit. The strange thing is, they could still get 6th place as Manchester United and Newcastle are also shit this year. It is a weird season, for sure. They looked to me to be already on the beach, though. Still, that is Arsenal’s best win ever against Chelsea and yes, we owed it to them for humiliations in the past. Waiting patiently for the team to arrive 4 games to go and if we get the win against a white and black team on Sunday, then we have to believe we can do it. Ì had an English guy sitting beside me on the train back insisting we will win 2-0 against the Spuds and go on to win it. Man City and Liverpool will be shitting themselves. And that leads me into the table of doom. Update to the Table of Doom Table of Doom Fixtures Current Max Arsenal Spurs (a) 77 89 Liverpool Spurs (h) 74 86 Man City Spurs (a) 73 91 Ah, Jurgen Klopp, I am still waiting for you to apologise for your teams unsporting behaviour against Forest. Everton gave you a tanking and you are now on the cusp of leaving the Table of Doom. Another draw, even, and your maximum is 84. Our goal difference will not be bettered now, I feel, so if it matters at the end, we will win. If we draw against the Spuds we can still get 87 but will it be enough? I say yes. City have a lot of matches to cram in and they are not that simple, the Premier League rarely is. If we win 4 they have to win 6. We are putting them under pressure. We can’t ask any more from our boys. Be proud. Gunnersaurus with Tszetomir Tsekov Commiserations to poor old Sheffield United. The door is just about to close on Chris Wilder. He was talking about preparing them for next season but will he really get the chance? It is surely such a difficult job managing a team trying to make it in the Premier League. He seems a good manager and a very decent human being but I suspect they will want a change. I would be happy if he gets his chance and one day bring them back to stay.

Our destiny is the Double? And so we have 12 games to destiny. If my prediction of 86 points is correct for the title then we can lose 2 games there and still come out champions. Strangely, the same can be said of the Champions League. We can potentially lose one of the ties in the QF’s and the semi’s and still go through. A win over Unai Emery's Villa will be crucial to winning the mindgames That leaves us 8 games to destiny. We then must win our other five games in the league and the other three in the Champions League. We can have no draws although in the Champions League there can be extra time and penalties. The only true statement that can be made is that if we win all 12 matches we will have completed a double that no Arsenal manager ever really came close to. It will be an astonishing turnaround for an Arsenal side regarded as too soft and struggling for money against richer sides which meant the quality of our players since the Invincibles has steadily declined. We have had to punch above our weight to get this far. It will be a great achievement for a young manager and still a young team. Are we stronger this season? What has made the difference this season to last? Last season was a strange one. Most of the top teams struggled and there were three new teams ending up in the top four from the previous year, ourselves, Newcastle and Man Utd. Only really Arsenal and City were truly competing for the title and we all know what happened. The soft underbelly of Arsenal was exposed. We fell apart. The fact that the other teams struggled gave us that second spot. Is Declan Rice the single biggest improvement this season? This year is totally different. Now the competition is intense. The five teams at the top are collecting points as easily as you get your courtesy points filling up at your local petrol station. Both Tottenham and Villa could get 70 points or more and all three at the top 80 or more. This will be a record. So I need to answer the question I posed at the start of the previous paragraph. Havertz has answered all the questions I believe two factors have come into play. It is difficult to say what the most critical is. One is the advance in years of the players, the new maturity of Odegaard, Saka and the rest. The second are the new players Rice, Havertz, Raya and Timber plus Jorginho and Kiwior who came in January 2023. Rice has become key, making Partey a bit player, but crucially helping a strong defence to become the best so far in the league. Jorginho and Havertz have added guile, the ability to create space, find a crucial pass and set up the conditions for goals which Declan Rice also contributes to. Goals are coming from everywhere which makes Arsenal a difficult team to mark or control. Has Raya made a difference? Raya is a difficult one to assess. If Ramsdale and Raya were outfield players Ramsdale would get on the pitch regularly the same as, for example, Trossard does, and we could make a comparison. The only thing we can say is that Raya has secured his position. Arteta trusts him to fit into his pattern more than Ramsdale. I have to accept that. Arteta believes in Raya Kiwior seems to get better with every game and I feel he will secure that position. He makes the defence better. Timber looked incredible at the start and he could be a superstar of the future. He will probably get some game time now that he is back training. He surely fits exactly to the template that Arteta wants. He has ball ability, he seems to fit into a team structure, and being Dutch, is used to playing to the pattern of the team. If fit, I believe he will cause strong competition next season. The toughest year ever? These two sitting in the Emirates? Incredible! So, last year was weak competition, except for Man City, and this year is much tougher. We are in the world’s premier club competition as well, the Champions League. I would be, strangely maybe, happier with the Champions League as we have never won it. I would still go crazy if we win the league. And the double? Well, that would be whoopy de doo, whoopy de doo and the best year for me since we won another double without expecting it in 1971. Arteta and the players have given us this dream in April. Thank you very much. But I’ll thank you a lot more if you give it to us in reality in May. Lots of my dreams have been fulfilled since I became an Arsenal fan but for masses of you out there this will be the most magical ever if it happens. It will be for me. Update to the Table of Doom Table of Doom Fixtures Current Max Arsenal Villa (h) Spurs (a) 71 92 Liverpool Spurs (h) Villa (a) 71 92 Man City Villa (h) Spurs (a) 70 91 And so it switches again as the mighty Arsenal are back on top. We are still the bookie’s third favourite as City are serial winners and Klopp has pushed them hard for many seasons. We do have the metric of goal difference in our favour but not much else, probably. Next up is Villa at home, one of our tricky ones, whereas City have Luton away and Liverpool Palace at home. Anything short of a win sees the Table of Doom switching again, of that I am certain. Jorginho could be crucial over the next games However, I feel that points will be dropped over the next seven games so even a defeat doesn’t kick us out. I still reckon that my prediction a long time ago of around 86 points is still valid but the consistency shown over the past while by the top three is almost frightening. Our most important players are Saka, Odegaard, Rice, Gabriel, Saliba and White, in my opinion, and an injury to any could just drop us enough points to give the others the chance to win. But this week, with the other two almost guaranteed wins, means we frighten them by winning when they are hoping we drop points. Let’s send Villa home crying and render the Pool and City wins unimportant. We can do it.

Christmas crackers This year I have decided to give awards up to now in the season – the totally serious Gus Worth awards which are better than Ballon D’or, MOTM, or the Oscars. The Award ceremony will be held in Mar De Lago, Trump’s place in Florida, on New Years Eve. You are all invited. Tell Donald I sent you. Come to Mar De Lago, ASCB, for New Years Eve Worst defender of the season award – Declan Rice for allowing Alexander Arnold to get a shot away. There was only 5 Liverpool attackers, he should have just tackled them, taken the ball off them and sent them home crying. Only five Scousers, Declan? No Problem Biggest arguer of the season award- Mikel Arteta for constantly arguing with officials and getting cards. He will probably get the most cards of the whole squad and have to send himself home crying for not obeying the manager. Best goalkeeper award– Aaron Ramsdale for 27 games he has been there and only let in 9 goals. Worst Gabby of the season award– Martinelli for having the worst defensive record of all first choicers. He should be told to stop scoring goals and creating chances and get back there and… oh sorry, we have Declan Rice, we don’t need anyone else, the rest should be up attacking. Most drunk player award– William Saliba for drinking tequila all through the matches. How is that allowed? Mikel needs to show him who’s boss. The Saliba brand is the best Most useless player regarded by the fans award - Eddie Nketiah despite being our joint top scorer with Saka having 5 goals from 9 appearances, 8 as a substitute. No wonder the poor guy goes home crying every night. Almost a BFG award – Kai Havertz but still a bit smaller than the real one. My suggestion, Kai, is to wear high heels on the pitch, then you really will be the new BFG! Kai - you would look so good in high heels! Kicked up the arse every match award – Bukayo Saka. It is probably why he gets picked every match as his arse is too sore to sit on the bench. Saka - gets kicked so often he thinks he is in a Tom and Jerry cartoon Most successful pass rate award – William Saliba at 77.3 passes per match and 92.7 success rate. Probably because he is so drunk he gets rid of the ball quickly. Only alliterative name award – Takehiro Tomiyasu so perhaps he should be known as TT, but then that also stands for teetotaller and it might be a bit difficult playing alongside Saliba the Tequila. Should be our striker award – Martin Odegaard, at 2.3 he has the most shots per game. Shoot, Marty, shoot! Should be known as LFP award– Fabio Vieira, our smallest player, should be Little F… Portuguese. Fabio - The LFP Ball loser of the season award – surprisingly to me, Gabriel Jesus at 2.1 dispossessions per game and 2.6 bad controls per game. Mikel, you need to hide Saliba’s Tequila from Jesus. He obviously can’t handle his control or his drink. Scoring goals in the smallest number of minutes award – Leandro Trossard and Eddie Nketiah who have the most sub appearances and yet 3 and 5 goals. They must keep away from the Tequila. And finally: The Referee and VAR team of the season award is Arsenal. They see fouls, handballs, no penalties, offsides and cards that no one else can see. It is great to know that we keep them happy. Maybe we ask Saliba to stop giving them presents of Tequila before the matches? They get so drunk they think it’s great fun messing us about. Don’t miss Mar De Lago and the awards ceremony. You can pick up your flights and hotel tickets for free from Georgi Stoyanov, Stan Kroenke himself has sent them on. This guy has all your tickets. Have a wonderful New Year.